If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.
I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system.
Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
The Internet? We are not interested in it.
Microsoft is not about greed. It’s about innovation and fairness.
Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.
There are people who don’t like capitalism, and people who don’t like PCs. But there’s no-one who likes the PC who doesn’t like Microsoft.
Microsoft programs are generally bug-free. If you visit the Microsoft hotline, you’ll literally have to wait weeks if not months until someone calls in with a bug in one of our programs. 99.99% of calls turn out to be user mistakes. I know not a single less irrelevant reason for an update than bugfixes. The reasons for updates are to present more new features.
The next generation of interesting software will be made on a Macintosh, not an IBM PC.
People everywhere love Windows.
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.