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If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system.
Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
The Internet? We are not interested in it.
Microsoft is not about greed. It’s about innovation and fairness.
Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.
There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there’s no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.
Microsoft programs are generally bug-free. If you visit the Microsoft hotline, you'll literally have to wait weeks if not months until someone calls in with a bug in one of our programs. 99.99% of calls turn out to be user mistakes. I know not a single less irrelevant reason for an update than bugfixes. The reasons for updates are to present more new features.
The next generation of interesting software will be made on a Macintosh, not an IBM PC.
People everywhere love Windows.
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Just came across a site that explains how to make Windows to look like Ubuntu (themes, boot screem, icons)…
If you are using a dual boot system with Ubuntu and Windows, you can clearly notice the limitations Linux has. And for many (myself included), Linux is extremely difficult. After awhile I came to the conclusion that I didn’t t need ubuntu at all, but I still loved to look and feeling.
As it comes from site, Linux has usability limitations. LOL!!! 
![Windows: you failed at failing [pic]](http://www.linuxscrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/blue_screen_demotivator.jpeg "Windows: you failed at failing [pic]")
The idea to write a post regarding the funny Linus' quotes came into my mind after I came across this wiki page. So, let me suggest TOP 10 list of his quotes:
Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.
Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it
Software is like sex; it’s better when it’s free.
Is "I hope you all die a painful death" too strong?
Most days I wake up thinking I'm the luckiest bastard alive.
An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
I'm a bastard. I have absolutely no clue why people can ever think otherwise. Yet they do. People think I'm a nice guy, and the fact is that I'm a scheming, conniving bastard who doesn't care for any hurt feelings or lost hours of work, if it just results in what I consider to be a better system. And I'm not just saying that. I'm really not a very nice person. I can say "I don't care" with a straight face, and really mean it.
Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain.
You see. I don't think any new thoughts. I think thoughts that other people have thought, and I rearrange them. But Sara, she thinks thoughts that never were before.
Alternative versions of TOP 10 are welcome here!
What would be if below mentioned operating systems ran airlines? Different operating systems. Different styles. This humorous analogy, applying operating system philosophies as if they were airlines, is a long-standing much-circulated amusing story!
Just came across nice photo of tiny Linux core developer team.
The next photo shows Linus Torvalds' actual favorite distro. I agree with him definitely.
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