What would be if below mentioned operating systems ran airlines? Different operating systems. Different styles. This humorous analogy, applying operating system philosophies as if they were airlines, is a long-standing much-circulated amusing story!
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on…
Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.
Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.
Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
Windows XP Air
You turn up at the airport, which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly colored and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed hat insisting you follow him. Your luggage and clothes are taken off you and replaced with an XP Air suit and suitcase identical to everyone around you as this is included in the exorbitant ticket cost. The aircraft will not take off until you have signed a contract. The inflight entertainment promised turns out to be the same Mickey Mouse cartoon repeated over and over again. You have to phone your travel agent before you can have a meal or drink. You are searched regularly throughout the flight. If you go to the toilet twice or more you get charged for a new ticket. No matter what destination you booked you will always end up crash landing at Whistler in Canada.
OS X Air
You enter a white terminal, and all you can see is a woman sitting in the corner behind a white desk, you walk up to get your ticket. She smiles and says “Welcome to OS X Air, please allow us to take your picture”, at which point a camera in the wall you didn’t notice before takes your picture. “Thank you, here is your ticket” You are handed a minimalistic ticket with your picture at the top, it already has all of your information. A door opens to your right and you walk through. You enter a wide open space with one seat in the middle, you sit, listen to music and watch movies until the end of the flight. You never see any of the other passengers. You land, get off, and you say to yourself “wow, that was really nice, but I feel like something was missing”
Windows Vista Airlines
You enter a good looking terminal with the largest planes you have ever seen. Every 10 feet a security officer appears and asks you if you are “sure” you want to continue walking to your plane and if you would like to cancel. Not sure what cancel would do, you continue walking and ask the agent at the desk why the planes are so big. After the security officer making sure you want to ask the question and you want to hear the answer, the agent replies that they are bigger because it makes customers feel better, but the planes are designed to fly twice as slow. Adding the size helped achieve the slow fly goal.
Once on the plane, every passenger has to be asked individually by the flight attendants if they are sure they want to take this flight. Then it is company policy that the captain asks the passengers collectively the same thing. After answering yes to so many questions, you are punched in the face by some stranger who when he asked “Are you sure you want me to punch you in the face? Cancel or Allow?” you instinctively say “Allow”.
After takeoff, the pilots realize that the landing gear driver wasn’t updated to work with the new plane. Therefore it is always stuck in the down position. This forces the plane to fly even slower, but the pilots are used to it and continue to fly the planes, hoping that soon the landing gear manufacturer will give out a landing gear driver update.
You arrive at your destination wishing you had used your reward miles with XP airlines rather than trying out this new carrier. A close friend, after hearing your story, mentions that Linux Air is a much better alternative and helps.
Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.
[digg-me] When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”
Linux Air part 2
The flight was really nice, the plane come directly to the city you want,
then comes the part where it should land, but pilot was not sure about where to land, on the comfortable landing area
at the airport, or at the Mine field. Actually there was not pilot at all to be honest, so you have to
reconfigure autopilot to land where you want. but configuration manual is located somewhere in mine filed.
So you have to play some quest game to get the manual. after flying over the mine filed, and getting manual you understand
that you need to get a device called "synchrofazatron" with 2 kilometers in diameter, because one small part it is used to made handmade compass
so plane can navigate, and then you have comfortable landing at the runway,
you are very very proud of you because you learned so much things about Linux Air technology!
p.s.
And then some black dressed man comes out,
he said that flight was totally free, so that's why they ask you not to tell
part 2 of story, when comparing to other Airways.
This is actually a nice way to see the perspective of each operating systems. I actually understand more of each operating system now. Thanks a lot.
gr8 !! 😉
lol
Redmond Airlines
You go to the Ticket Store and buy yourself a ticket to board Redmond Airlines for $100, or if you want to have a seat by the window, you will have to pay $200. Once you board the airplane, you will have to purchase a safety helmet for $50. Then you will have to purchase your seat for another $100 from on-board store. To have service, you will have to pay $25/hour to stewardess. The ride will be bumpy and slow, but if you have bought the safety helmet, you are likely to reach your destination eventually.
Apple Airlines
You go to the Ticket Store and buy a good looking private airplane with a pilot for $500. Once you are on the plane, you will have a smooth ride to your destination, but there will be no on-board service.
Canonical Airlines
You purchase your ticket online, but you will have to print it out yourself. Once you board the plane, you will be not pleased to see that you will not have a seat on place, but will have to choose your own seat, which the stewardess will install for you. All the seats will have a window by them. All the food is for free, and once you find the button to call a stewardess, the flight will be smooth and enjoyable.
Linux air:
You are given a nasty brown jet which is basically like the XP airplane, but with all the buttons labeled differently and a few things in different places.
As you begin to ask yourself why this is better, you realize that it's YOUR plane, not anyone else's, and you can finally put those cool afterburners and flame decals on it like you've always wanted to have.
Also, you switch the paint job from orange-brown to blue and for some reason the internet looks ugly, but at least it's blue instead of brown.
Linux Air:
You are elated to discover that there’s a service that offers FREE PLANE TICKETS to anywhere you’d ever like to go! You immediately book a ticket to Paris, but you discover when you get there that the passengers are required to construct the plane themselves from parts that are helpfully provided. You aren’t quite sure you’re willing to trust your neckbearded fellow travelers to build an entire plane, and you note that much of the equipment provided is rusty or incomprehensibly outdated, but everyone else tells you over and over that as soon as you get the plane assembled you’ll discover that it’s by far the safest, most comfortable way to fly. And despite what your ticket says, it turns out the plane — driven by an autopilot — will only fly to Boise unless you manage to configure it to go elsewhere. And then you find out that, for completely inexplicable reasons, the airplane is “incompatible” with your camera and cell phone, and you’re going to have to leave them behind. Still, it’s a small price to pay. Maybe it’ll take a little while to get the airplane assembled, but the people around you seem to be confident, and hey, who can argue with an airline where the tickets are free, and the planes are perfectly secure and completely crash-proof? If you have to fly again, you can just make sure to buy a cell phone and camera that are compatible with the plane. It’s no big deal, right? Besides, it’s the camera and cell phone manufacturers’ fault. They should have made their equipment compatible with all the thousands of mismatched airplanes constructed by Linux Air passengers.
But as the hours pass, you start to feel nervous about the trip. Your fellow passengers assure you again and again that it’s easy to get the plane to go wherever you want. You tinker and tinker with the autopilot, but it’s still only willing to plot a course to Boise. Other people give you instructions. You look through the thousands of poorly-written manuals that never seem to explain things properly. Weeks pass. The plane is still not assembled. Everyone else present chatters about how fast the plane is going to be, once it gets put together, and ridicules Windows Air for being slow and crash-prone and easily hijacked, but you note that you’re still stuck at the airport long after your vacation was supposed to be over.
Despite all the instruction manuals and advice, it eventually becomes clear that it simply isn’t possible to fly the plane to anywhere but Boise. You complain to your fellow passengers, and they get defensive and start insisting that Boise is every bit as nice as Paris. Finally the plane is assembled. The ride is slow and bumpy — in fact, the plane is barely airborne, and passengers continue tinkering with it throughout the flight, all the while bragging about how fast it is and how you can get anywhere you want for free. When you point out that the only place you can go is Boise, the other passengers yell at you that you’re spreading “FUD”, whatever that is, and screaming even louder that Boise is as nice as anywhere else, and that flying Linux Air is not only more fun but morally superior, because you have the freedom to fly anywhere you like (as long as it’s Boise), and it’s free, and it’s faster and smoother and safer — even though you can easily tell the plane is cobbled together from the mismatched pieces of two dozen other planes.
When you finally get to Boise, after months and months, and discover how much it sucks, you finally book a flight home with Windows Air. It’s fast, it’s convenient, and sure, maybe it lacks the geek appeal of building an airplane yourself, but who wants to do that? Then you do some research and it turns out that according to most metrics, Linux Air is actually no faster or safer from crashes than the other major airlines. Other Linux Air passengers point out that almost all of the 500 fastest rocket ships in the world were produced by Linux Air, but since rocket ships are completely different from airplanes, and since those rockets were built by some of the most capable, highly-trained experts in the field, it’s hard to see how that compares to your ill-fated flight to Boise. The other passengers turn on you with a vengeance, and interrupt their conversations about how to persuade their mothers to start flying Linux Air to accuse you of being a Windows Air zealot, which is weird because you never particularly loved Windows Air in the first place, it just happened to be the easiest way to get to the place you actually wanted to go to, since that’s what flying is all about. You realize that a few of your fellow passengers are airplane construction enthusiasts who really enjoy the experience of building planes out of junk. The majority of the passengers, however, were teenage boys who just liked bragging to each other about how they could fly on Linux Air, and they depended on the few hobbyists who gave what little expertise they could.
You roll your eyes and walk away, never to return. The unpleasant, sexless passengers of Linux Air follow you yelling in their shrill voices that you must hate freedom, and that anyone can tell how much better Linux Air is once they try it, and that you’re just a Windows Air “fanboy” who has sexual fantasies about some guy named Steve Ballmer. But you just sigh in relief, and realize that you should have realized how bad the flight would be when you first showed up and saw the losers that flew Linux Air. You may have lost weeks of your life on your one misguided Linux Air flight, and Boise may have sucked, but at least now you’ve learned a valuable lesson. And fortunately, you can still fly on the moderately priced, moderately comfortable Windows Air flights that most people take, or splurge on the expensive but luxurious Apple Air. You never have to fly Linux Air again, and that makes everything okay.
Windows Air:
Everything looks nice and shiny, the stewardesses repeat themselves, and upon attempting to use the restroom, the restroom falls entirely off the plane and the pilot immediately stop to build a new plane, and everyone has to buy a new ticket. No one is informed what went wrong.
Linux Air:
Everyone is given a box of parts. Some people actually build the plane, realize its physical and technological aspects, and know it inside out. Others sit and cry and wait for the meaningless GUI they are so accustomed to and refuse to attempt to build it, and blame everyone else for them not reaching their destination.
Man, why are the windows fan boys here.
I personally agree with the original post.
Maybe something along the lines of this is better, though.
Windows XP airlines
You pay $100 for a ticket and the flight is reasonably nice, but noticeably slow. The problem is, if you don\’t agree to take \”hi-jacker protection\” for $500 for the whole year, then somebody will hijack the plane and crash it. Even if you do have hi-jacker protection, a device driver or something can go wrong. Even if it is the coffee maker messing up, the whole plane will crash. You will know you are about to hit the ground because all the light in the plane will become blue. Then it will tell you, \”If you survive this crash, make sure all hardware is installed properly.\”
Linux Air
First, you get a free ticket. Then when you show up you can choose between hundreds of different planes. You can pick the almost completely put together planes such as Ubuntu AIR or openairSUSE. These are a little slower than the rest, but still faster and more crash resistant then Windows XP air. You can then choose the less put-together planes such as debair. You have to do minor stuff like fill the gas tank and put in seats. This plane is faster than the fully put together ones, but still slower than some. Everything is nice as the first few after you get up off the ground. After that you have even less put-together planes such as AirArch. You have to actually paint this plane and program the destination into the pilot. You have to install anything extra. This plane only comes with bare essentials. You have to configure all the food and everything else also. This is the fastest plane in the world, though. You do have help from experts the whole time. You know that whichever path you choose, you will get to your destination.
ApplAir
This is the most expensive of all air lines. The plane is stable and based on one of the linux air planes. It seems fairly quick and you have to do almost nothing. You sit down and are served 4 course meals. You do notice, however, the lack of choice. You get to your destination easily, though.
Vist A ir
This is the new air line out. The planes here are as shiny as applair\’s. You attempt to buy a ticket. While purchasing, you are asked 150 times if you are sure you want to fly with them. This makes you suspicious. After that, you are asked 100 times if you are sure you want to bring your luggage. Then you are asked 75 times if you are sure you want to get on the plane. When you are finally on the plane, you have the same lack of choice of apple. Yet, this is also slower than XP. The plane then encounters a problem with the passenger on the front row, so it restarts its engines. You would have made it out alive, but after turning off the engines, it asks the captain 500 times whether he is sure he wants the engines back on. It also says that Micrasoft does not approve its current engines. It then tells the pilot to replace the engines as the plane hits the ground.
Is there some write up on UBUNTU AIR?
I am sure it will be pleasing flight. Especially if someone has an experience on Windows AIR.
Ubuntu air is just like Linux air. Ubuntu Linux is a type of Linux, just as Debian GNU/Linux, what Ubuntu is based on, is.
Ugh, it’s dangerous to generalise Linux like that. There are over a hundred different distributions, or “airplanes” to choose from. Some are highly specialised to accomplish a certain task, such as firefighter plane, jet aircraft, or space shuttles. Then there are ones that you can put together just as you like it, say Arch Linux. You would have to know what you are doing on this one, and if you do, you will be highly rewarded by the flight quality. And there are some that are already put together, with super easy service and choosing a seat with a click of a button, such as Ubuntu. Not all are free even!
While I agree with you, all linux is so different. I think for the purpose of this article we can safely group them together. If you want to seperate them, that is fine. IMO, they can be grouped, though.
My day at the airport:
I used DOS airlines back in the day and as I recall the planes back then were simple. I remember a couple of airlines that were for businessmen only and another airline that flew wooden planes but the pilots were college kids having fun. Then again those wooden airplanes were fun to ride at school so I could waste time. Well, DOS airlines is boring and the planes are out of date so I'll look for another airlines
Mac airlines? I never really knew anyone who flew them except for weirdos when I was a kid. I guess I need to keep looking.
Unix airlines…. well I know I don't have time to mess around with phone company private jets so I'll keep looking.
OS X airlines? Well it comes from the guys of Mac airlines but they say it's really geek now instead of weird. I went to the counter and I was ready to pay up for the privilege of the flight but they declined me. As I walked away after trying to get a ticket they send my cell a SMS about how they'll sell me a ticket if I'm willing to pay an extra 5% interest than what was talked about earlier. With the job market looking bad and the fact I need an airline that I can afford so I handle day to day life I look elsewhere vowing never to think about OS X airlines again.
I head over to XP airlines and I've taken their planes plenty of time. While everyone complains about being robbed, getting sick and feeling slow; I remember to keep my wits about me by looking about for bad guys, not eating food from passengers who are sick or don't wash their hands and always keeping myself in good health so I don't feel like I'm asleep. It's still a good airline but I want something else to try.
Vista airlines…. I tried them and they're great too. I didn't notice all the people asking me questions but hey what Vista airlines used to do is not what they do now. Sometimes I hear about people jumping off of the Vista planes during their flight so they can land on XP planes but end up being off worse. I still don't wanna try something that makes people think I'm a consumerist pig because this airline works for me too.
Then I look over at the multi faceted Linux airlines. The teller looks like the judge in the animated Transformers movie due to the many faces it has. I start asking which one of the planes I should take then once I think I'm ready to pick I notice there are even more choices to make. I start looking at myself thinking about what kind of environment I want to fly in, what the windows should look like and not to mention who is gonna give me support. After all that the stewardess tells me I need to print my own ticket, well I forgot my printer at home (damn…). Well, someone at the counter heard me say that and tossed a bunch of printed tickets at me from his previous flights. He says they'll work for my flight so I take his advice and thankfully one of them is for the plane I wanted. I proceed to go into the terminal and everything goes black so I run back out of the terminal. I talk to the teller and she says that plane wasn't compatible with me so come back later and hopefully one of the volunteer engineers will make sure it is.
After all this I notice no airline is perfect and any person flying thumping their chest on which one is perfect is full of BS. Then I go home and tell my wife about my day at the airport. She rubs my back and says "Airports and the people in them suck sometimes." I say to her, "That's right but I just wish it could be about getting on an airplane and enjoying yourself/getting work done instead of marketing, money, pilots or who's riding what airplane."
Slack Air:
You walk up to a Kiosk, answer a few questions.
Put your bags on the plane.
Board the plane, adjust your seat to a comfortable position.
Entertainment consists of watching the ground go by.
And before you know it, you're there.
Nothing fancy, nothing complicated, Slack Air just gets you there.
Unix Air
A mysterious airline. Not for use by the squeamish or faint of heart. It's use is only for the technically savviest of mad scientists and a all others are referred to DOS Air
DOS Air
You pay too much, are blindfolded and taught braille and given a braille instruction manual on how to construct your seat. You are the pilot have no fuel or even a fully functional plane but are waiting for clearance for takeoff.
Win3.x Air
You have successfully learned braille and constructed your seat. All controls are difficult to reach and sluggish. There are frequent clogs in the fuel lines and crashes are imminent.
OS/2 Air
A better built airline with free food and beverages. It boasts stable easy to reach controls and happy passengers. Unfortunately, while in beginning stages of taking on passengers it's factory suddenly bursts into flames and it's executives all pretend to be on vacation and never seem to notice the fire or passengers.
Win9x Air
After successfully building your seat while blindfolded, modifying controls so you can reach them, and unclogging your fuel lines, you now realize you are still using the original one cylinder engine you were using before. Take off is rough and landing is rougher. You're more concerned about crashing then reaching any potential destination.
Win Me Air. Now adapted with a new larger fuel tank and a millennium proof staff you're sure you'll have no more problems. Whats this?? An additional one cylinder engine has been added and the plane is twice as heavy as before? Controls have not been modified to handle the new modifications! The crew is staring endlessly out into a blue sky chanting something about a fatal error! Your flights come to frequent abrupt endings
Win Xp Air
Wow a beautiful new engine a new lager plane. Wait what do you mean the seats, crew, fuel, meals and snacks are all extra? You stop and realize they always have been extra you just failed to notice with all the other problems you have been having. Now and then the crew still chants about the fatal error as though they cant help themselves. Whats that? You have to prove you own the ticket even though you have a receipt. You might go to jail for flying your plane without a ticket? The new ticket will cost how much? But you already paid for and built the seat while blindfolded, learned braille, adapted your flying style, went hungry, crashed hundreds of times (when you could take off at all) bought new tickets and other fancier Airplanes?? Doesn't matter they say? Disgruntled you transfer to Linux Air
Linux Air
Historically speaking not the shiniest of airlines. built with the same mysterious design as Unix Air. There were at first problems with engine and plane construction and production was slow. Since it's inception it has grown and lots of subsidiaries have sprung up.
Slackware Aire 1x
The Do it yourself airlines. It comes with all the seats,food, drinks, snacks, you need to fly but you have to find them in the dark and figure out how to use them.
Mandrake Air
A fancy shiny airline with good stewards and stewardesses but it is a members only airline and while demo tickets are free full tickets are not and service is only for the deserving few.
Suse Air
A fun Airline Tickets are free and they will gladly fly you anywhere as long as your seat matches is compatible with all the other seats it likes to fly.
Ubuntu Air
The do it all Airline. Tickets are free, any seat will do. They furnish unlimited food drinks, snacks, and conversation. the flight crew is helpful and the Air Traffic Controllers are always looking for ways to make flights faster and more economical.
You already have a plane, it's speed, weight and size are all down to what you can afford and what you want.
You may have built it yourself if you like tinkering with the hardware. You are quite fond of it in a a way, and you need it for life / work.
But now you must decide who is going to fly it for you…. your plane may have come with a pilot, but now you need or want to change him. So you go to the airport to check out what's available.
Windows Vista Air
People tell you very good things about it, it looks slick, sexy and is marketed professionally. You are unaware that there even *is* an alternative, and the sales reps never mention one. You look at the price, and are unsure but the confusing bullshit technobabble of one of the sales reps convinces you. You buy it, but when you get back to your plane to install the pilot you find out that you are required to sign his contract with the blood of your fist born son. When it asks you if you are sure, you have second thoughts. Deciding to give it a try as you've spent your money and no refunds are available, you agree to the contract and let the pilot on board.
He immediately locks down all areas of your plane, and pretends not to notice the luggage container on one side of the plane who's free space does not conform with Microsoft's standard NTFS luggage system.
You are taken aback and annoyed at the same time. You make the effort to work with what you have, and try it out. Unfortunately when you are deciding where to go, you notice that the plane's range and speed are mysteriously and severely reduced and you would not make it to the next airport without crash landing, despite what your pilot tells you.
After getting nowhere, Microsoft contacts you to tell you that it's released a new Pilot, but you have to pay for him again, effectively making your original investment worthless and a waste of time and money that could have been avoided by waiting for the newer pilot to come out.
You look out the window and see a very fast looking plane taking off without any problems, and not spontaneously combusting. You get on your barely functioning radio and ask the pilot who he is. He replies "Linux".
Deciding you've had enough, you quietly tear up the contract and unplug the pilot's headset. He tried to ask you if you are sure but you ignore him and kick him out the door, although it's hard to do. The pilot finally leaves, screaming FUD at the top of his voice about how you will never be able to fly again.
Ubuntu Air
You walk back into the airport tired and frustrated and out of pocket, but at least with an idea about what to try next. You search high and low and ask around, and finally you find a small stall in a corner marked "Ubuntu".
You talk to the woman behind the counter who explains to you in a friendly way exactly what Linux is, and that Ubuntu is a popular and easy to use variant of it. Right now, you say, I want something that just works. The woman smiles and hands you a cd. You reach into your wallet but she says it's on her.
You walk back to your plane wondering what could be in store for it and you, when you are met by your new pilot. He is smartly dressed, respectful and doesn't speak to you unless you want to speak to him. He is waiting outside for you to ask him to fly your plane, and doesn't seem to mind if you don't want him to today.
You invite him in, and put your cd in the cockpit player.
Suddenly, you are airborne with everything working quickly, efficiently and as expected. Your pilot is competent and knows where to go.
You look around and realise that your seat isn't exactly how you'd like it, so you ask your pilot. He tells you who to speak to about it, and you post a message on the Ubuntu Forums. Very quickly there is a professional and friendly response, explaining that the button to adjust the seat is on the left side, not the right.
You realise that expecting everything to be in the same place as your old pilot put it is irrational and a bit silly. You have to make a few more small adjustments like this but you know that it's worth it.
When you get to your destination, and quicker than you expected, your pilot disembarks with you and thanks you for allowing him to pilot your plane. He waits outside until you invite him to fly again.
As you walk to the terminal, you pass other planes which have obviously barely ever left the ground, and smile to yourself as you think back on your experiences with Vista Air.
Mac OSX Airlines. You have gone bold, you've bought the most expensive ticket on the market. A the airport you see the most beautiful plane on the planet. Inside you are stunned by all the well designed details. The cockpit works like a charm. You know it will be the most comfortable flight you ever had. The plane even somehow knows how to avoid storms and turbulences. After a time you realize that there a some airports you can't land on.
Windows XP Airlines. You can't open the hangar doors even tho you informed the security manager that you are not a terrorist. After a wile you open the doors manually and fire the security. When the plane takes of you suddenly realize that you are the only normal passenger, the rest are terrorist. In panic you try to change the airlines but it is to late. Midair the bad guys detonate their bombs (with help of the pilot) They are very well informed so the plane crashes onto your home and kills all your family. Somehow you survive. You try to regain your normal life so you sign to Anonymous Windows Passengers. There are many peoples like you so you fill secure. One day you ask one of your fellow AWP what hi thinks about not flying Windows anymore. Hi thinks you have offended his beloved mother and kills you with a knife. Witch is not bad at all for you because the airlines just sued you for being a terrorist.
Ubuntu Airlines. In the after life you finally decide to try one of the free airlines. The stewardesses are of a very rare beauty and they are very nice for you. They provide every service for free but due to your latest experiences you don't know how to use them. You are so confused that you even think that the plane is flying some acrobatics. After a while as you adapt everything seems go back to normal. And you start to think that Ubuntu is one of the best airlines available.
Sorry for ma English.